Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?