What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What does a dog say before eating?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?