Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How did the coach get his quarterback?