Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why was the mime upset?