What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do elves learn in school?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?