Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
