Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?