Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
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Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
