Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
