Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?