Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How does dinner smell?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?