What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What nationality is Santa Claus?