What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?