Why was the tire self-conscious?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What table can you never sit at?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?