What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
