What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's the holiest insect?
What food is a man's best friend?