What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do insects learn at school?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
