How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?