What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What car can't keep a secret?
How is cat food sold?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why are stones so good at music?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are fish such good architects?