Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?