What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?