What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
