What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?