What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which animal will never go bald?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's the noisiest food?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do cats go on vacation?