What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?