Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is the smallest lion?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?