Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the holiest insect?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did March say to the madness?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?