Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?