Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
