What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?