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It was time for retirement!
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do you make a cow float?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is the smallest lion?
