What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are turtles so shy?