What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What do you call a small mom?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are all priests fit?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do mice leave their boats?