What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
