What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?