What do math teachers eat?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?