What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
Where do chips wear socks?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?