What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What day is your mom always right?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why was the horse so happy?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do burgers like to dance?