Why do cats love to work?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What country has the most fish?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?