Why is winter considered holy?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?