What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What tea do footballers drink?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did one plate say to the other?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is a tree's least favorite month?