What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
