What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?