Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do automobiles fly?