What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do billboards talk?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?