What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do horses navigate at night?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the politest month?
How did the toad die?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
