What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?