What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do bees get to school?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Who invented fractions?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?