What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the shower say to the toilet?