What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
It's Crowded!
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
