Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?