What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How does a squid go into battle?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
