What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?