Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did March say to the madness?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?