What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?