What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
If you need help building an ark...
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why was the bee sad?