Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What season begins with a thud?
What birds make average students?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?