Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What day is your mom always right?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What style of music weighs the most?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?