Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do books sleep?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
