Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What kind of computers do horses use?