Which type of dog is great at drawing?
A goldendoodle.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do billboards talk?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the most determined bird?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?