Which type of dog is great at drawing?
A goldendoodle.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why is summer always sad?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?