Which type of dog is great at drawing?
A goldendoodle.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?