Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What are you studying in math?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do cows wear bells?
What fish sings the best?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?