Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
It's allergy season again?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
