What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why are goats so funny?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?