What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the peach come home from work early?