Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do cats love to work?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
When do mice play every day?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?