Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?