Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do football players deal with their problems?