What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What bird is always sad?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do billboards talk?