Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How do fleas travel?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
