Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?