Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do snowmen get information?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do cows always add to their salad?
When do mice play every day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?