Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do horses reside?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?