Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What birds make average students?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How do you organize a space party?