Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a cat's favorite color?
When do flowers get their workout in?