What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?