What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What fish only swims at night?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What kind of bird can write?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
