What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?