What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What car always breaks the rules?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?