Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?