Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's the noisiest food?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?