Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do you get kids to do something?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?