What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
