How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How can you make 7 even?
Which singer could always break a five?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does the sun drink out of?