Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which family member has tusks?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?