A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?