What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?