Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?