What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?