Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
When do mice play every day?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
