Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do fairies always drink?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?