Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?