What's the most common blood type for insects?
Bee positive.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What are you studying in math?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What fairy loves to count?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?