What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do farmers do on February 14th?