Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How is cat food sold?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?