Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
My leaf blower doesn't work.