Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?