What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
