Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which dogs love to study science?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did March say to the madness?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do hands go on vacation?