What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How did the toad die?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do fairies always drink?
What do cows like to dance to?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?