How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do you make a bear really angry?