What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are fish such good architects?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
