What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a singing rodent?