Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What school subject really rocks?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?