What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which animals make the best football players?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What math figure is also in the band?