What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?