What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are fish such good architects?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?