What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How do fireflies start a race?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
