Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?