Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?