What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's the friendliest national park?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
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