What do jokesters study in college?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the paper say to the pencil?