Why do magicians score well in exams?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the bee sad?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?