How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?