Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?