How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a frog's favorite year?
