How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
When do mice play every day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?