Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the elk have great hair?
