Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is summer always sad?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?