Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?