What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are you leaving?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
