Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How does dinner smell?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?