What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do chips wear socks?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.