What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What birds always travel in twos?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?