Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Are baby skunks cute?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is summer always sad?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
