What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How does a barber get to work?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?