What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?