What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How long do chickens work?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
