Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How does a barber get to work?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?