What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do bees buzz?