How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?