What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
What did March say to the madness?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
