What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
When do cows get tired?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?