Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do diners never serve lobster?