What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?