What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which cats have the best manners?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?