What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?