Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
On their bunnymoon.
What is sand's favorite movie?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?