How does a barber get to work?
Who invented fractions?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What animal loves Indian food?