Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do stars go to college?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which fly makes films?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?