Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?