Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call two birds in love?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What building always gets stains on it?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
