When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What day is your mom always right?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is the smallest lion?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?