Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How did the coach get his quarterback?