What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
When do mice play every day?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What season begins with a thud?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do naked fish play with?