What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which family member has tusks?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do nosey peppers do?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?