What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
