Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the scariest letter?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?