What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do you talk to a giant?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?