Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?