Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are ghosts always single?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
