Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which singer could always break a five?
How do amoebas make calls?