Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which state is the cleanest?