What car always breaks the rules?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?