Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which tree can't stop crying?