Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a hairless poodle?