What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did summer say to spring?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the confused bee say?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?