What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
When do cows get tired?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the broom late for school?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a sad latte?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?