What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the confused bee say?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the friendliest pen?
What country has the most fish?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
