What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the politest month?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?